What did Phyllis Diller mean by: How do you know they’re growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I’ve ended up in water. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Water, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Funny Inspirational, Mom, Witty, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Eight, Smoking, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Phases, Tables, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anniversary, Birthday, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, About Yourself, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Necks, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
I think there comes a point where you have to grow up and get over yourself, lighten up…and forgive - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA
Sexual awareness is part of growing up. When you’re growing up, you can’t get away from sex. - Jennifer Coolidge Actress
Why can’t we just be nice? It’s like, we grow up, and then we get right back into high school. - Jennifer Lawrence Actress
I was a big Michael Jordan fan growing up. I don’t feel my game resembles his though. - Jeremy Lin Basketball player
The greatest fault of a penetrating wit is to go beyond the mark. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment. - Frank Zappa Musician · USA
