What did Phyllis Diller mean by: Fang can’t stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can’t stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, About Yourself, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ [When to have a facelift:] If you’re tripping over your neck. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Necks, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Advice, Bottles, Children, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Body, Doctors, Reincarnation, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Career, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Appointments, Timing, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Anger, Fight, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Feraz Zeid, June 10, 2023December 12, 2023, Phyllis Diller, Funny, Happiness, Keep Smiling, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
I won’t bet $100 against house odds between now and the grave. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
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The art of love is to embrace the world and that which lies beyond it. Explain - Frederick Lenz Philosopher · USA
