What did Phyllis Diller mean by: Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller Comedian Copy
+ Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Advice, Bottles, Children, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor… I was committed! Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Guests, Ready, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Cake, Chocolate, Food, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Baby, Kids, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Husband, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Gold, Important, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
+ Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus. Feraz Zeid, December 23, 2023January 10, 2024, Phyllis Diller, Home, Wall, 0 - Phyllis Diller Comedian
Don’t worry, God understands,’ Mom said. ‘He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA
My mom raised us three boys by herself on welfare. It’s not worse than anybody else’s life. - Jeffrey Donovan
I had always loved to write and my mom was my editor for my school papers. - Jenna Bush Journalist · USA
Most people actually think I’m more like my mom because we’re interested in the same things. - Jenna Bush Journalist · USA
