What did Mitch Hedberg mean by: I’m gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA Copy
+ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Feraz Zeid, February 16, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Breakfast, Food, Waffles, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Feraz Zeid, October 16, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Humor, Sarcasm, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Feraz Zeid, August 23, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Dreams, Insomnia, Sleep, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Feraz Zeid, November 3, 2022January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Food, Hunger, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read! Feraz Zeid, August 9, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Book, Children, Reading, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. Feraz Zeid, September 12, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Music, Normal, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Feraz Zeid, August 1, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Care, Loss, Pens, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make sure that my kitchen magnets didn’t work. Feraz Zeid, April 5, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Art, Humor, Parents, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
The intellectual power, through words and things, Went sounding on a dim and perilous way! - William Wordsworth Poet · England
A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke Statesman · Ireland
Words mean nothing. Action is the only thing. Doing. That’s the only thing. Explain - Ernest Gaines Author
Words engage our minds, but in the silence we hear the Presence of God. Explain - Ram Dass Spiritual teacher and author · USA
If there is on earth a house with many mansions, it is the house of words. - E. M. Forster Novelist · United Kingdom
It is nonetheless the best usage that decides the meaning of words. - Wilson Follett Editor and writer · Massachusetts
