What did Mitch Hedberg mean by: I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA Copy
+ I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Feraz Zeid, August 23, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Dreams, Insomnia, Sleep, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Feraz Zeid, August 1, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Care, Loss, Pens, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Feraz Zeid, February 16, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Breakfast, Food, Waffles, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Dogs are forever in the push up postion. Feraz Zeid, May 2, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Animal, Dog, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read! Feraz Zeid, August 9, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Book, Children, Reading, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make sure that my kitchen magnets didn’t work. Feraz Zeid, April 5, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Art, Humor, Parents, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Feraz Zeid, November 3, 2022January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Food, Hunger, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Funny, Jokes, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state. - Frank Zappa Musician · USA
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski Conductor · United Kingdom
Don’t only practise your art, but force your way into its secrets. - Ludwig van Beethoven Composer · Germany
A verbal art like poetry is reflective; it stops to think. Music is immediate, it goes on to become. - W. H. Auden Poet · England
Music stands in a much closer connection with pure sensation than any of the other arts. - Hermann von Helmholtz
I’m still astounded by some people’s reaction to things I consider quite normal. - Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion designer · France
