What did Mitch Hedberg mean by: I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA Copy
+ If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make sure that my kitchen magnets didn’t work. Feraz Zeid, April 5, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Art, Humor, Parents, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Feraz Zeid, October 16, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Humor, Sarcasm, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Feraz Zeid, August 23, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Dreams, Insomnia, Sleep, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I’m gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. Feraz Zeid, June 8, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Words, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Funny, Jokes, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Dogs are forever in the push up postion. Feraz Zeid, May 2, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Animal, Dog, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. Feraz Zeid, September 12, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Music, Normal, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower. Feraz Zeid, January 31, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Courage, Determination, Strength, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
A well-born man is fortunate, but so is the man about whom people no longer ask, ‘is he well-born?’ Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Avant-garde art jousts with propriety, but takes care never to unseat it. - Mason Cooley Professor · USA
Love is the same as being lost,’ says Jacques to the dark. ‘Except you don’t care that you’re lost. - Jedediah Berry Author
If you don’t have people that care about usability on your project, your project is doomed. - Jeff Atwood Entrepreneur
I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn’t diagnose a decapitation. - Jeffrey Bernard Journalist · England
You can tell when an actor or actress cares about their work. It’s really clear. - Jeffrey Katzenberg Film producer
True love BLOOMS when we care more about another person than we care about ourselves. - Jeffrey R. Holland Religious leader · USA
