What did Mitch Hedberg mean by: All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA Copy
+ I’m gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. Feraz Zeid, June 8, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Words, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Feraz Zeid, February 16, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Breakfast, Food, Waffles, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Feraz Zeid, October 16, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Humor, Sarcasm, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read! Feraz Zeid, August 9, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Book, Children, Reading, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Feraz Zeid, August 23, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Dreams, Insomnia, Sleep, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Feraz Zeid, August 1, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Care, Loss, Pens, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower. Feraz Zeid, January 31, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Courage, Determination, Strength, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Dogs are forever in the push up postion. Feraz Zeid, May 2, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Animal, Dog, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. - Jeanne Calment Painter · France