What did Mitch Hedberg mean by: A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA Copy
+ I remixed a remix, it was back to normal. Feraz Zeid, September 12, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Music, Normal, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ If my kid couldn’t draw I’d make sure that my kitchen magnets didn’t work. Feraz Zeid, April 5, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Art, Humor, Parents, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Dogs are forever in the push up postion. Feraz Zeid, May 2, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Animal, Dog, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2023January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Funny, Jokes, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Feraz Zeid, October 16, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Humor, Sarcasm, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring. Feraz Zeid, August 1, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Care, Loss, Pens, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read! Feraz Zeid, August 9, 2023December 29, 2023, Mitch Hedberg, Book, Children, Reading, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
+ Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. Feraz Zeid, November 3, 2022January 10, 2024, Mitch Hedberg, Food, Hunger, 0 - Mitch Hedberg Comedian · USA
Cookery is naturally the most ancient of the arts, as of all arts it is the most important. - George Ellwanger
No business before breakfast, Glum!’ says the King. ‘Breakfast first, business next.’ - William Makepeace Thackeray Author · India
To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness, indeed. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
Maybe a person’s time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food. Explain - Frank A. Clark Politician
I always have to have breakfast before I leave the house, even if it’s 4 A.M. and I’m not hungry. - Freema Agyeman Actress · United Kingdom