What did Matt Groening mean by: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV! - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA Copy
+ But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Week, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Appreciate, Jokes, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ I’m not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Insult, Pain, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.” Homer Simpson Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Broken Heart, Motivational, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ Think beer; drink beer. Feraz Zeid, September 19, 2023December 24, 2023, Matt Groening, Beer, Drink, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I will do it again. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Enjoyed, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you. - Francoise Sagan Playwright · France
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. - George Carlin Comedian · USA
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers Comedian and actor · USA
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers Comedian and actor · USA
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers Comedian and actor · USA
