+ Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Alcohol, Food, Humor, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ Keep your expectations tiny you’ll go through life not so whiney. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Expectations, Tiny, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. Feraz Zeid, October 25, 2023December 26, 2023, Matt Groening, Emotional, Family, Love, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ I’m not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Insult, Pain, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Believe, Children, Future, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, Matt Groening, Week, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
+ Let’s face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. Feraz Zeid, September 18, 2023December 26, 2023, Matt Groening, Midnight, 0 - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead. - Jean Sibelius Composer · Finland
If we wish to quench our thirst, we must lay aside books which explain thirst and take a drink. - Jean-Pierre de Caussade Priest · France
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind! - Jeff Healey
Being here all day, I was quite exhausted – I had to drink coffee before the match to stay awake - Jelena Jankovic Tennis player · Serbia
There wasn’t enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this. - Jennifer Crusie Author
Drink to me! I just realized that I’ve slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell - Jennifer Crusie Author
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time. - Jennifer Lawrence Actress