What did Mallory Ortberg mean by: There are alternatives to pregnancy if you want another child. - Mallory Ortberg Writer Copy
+ I’m of the belief that dating “potential” is almost always an exercise in frustration. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, Dating, Exercise, Frustration, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
+ Tenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, Complicated, Law, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
+ I’m pretty sure there’s no sexuality that justifies constant low-level harassment. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, Levels, Lows, Sexuality, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
+ Arm yourself with as many options as possible before making your next move. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, Arms, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
+ Periodontal bacteria can easily slip into the bloodstream and cause infection elsewhere in the body. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, Body, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
+ Kids know when they’re getting yelled at and mocked, I can assure you. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, Kids, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
+ We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
+ Unlike celibacy, which people choose, asexuality is an intrinsic part of who we are. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mallory Ortberg, Be Who You Are, Celibacy, 0 - Mallory Ortberg Writer
Children enjoy the present because they have neither a past nor a future. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I didn’t mind my own company as a child; I was happy playing alone in the sandpit. - Michael Leunig Cartoonist · Australia
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
The only reason that they say, ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
Every artist, as child of his age, is impelled to express the spirit of his age. - Wassily Kandinsky Painter · Russia
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
