+ I see you’re a man with ideals. I better be going before you’ve still got them. Feraz Zeid, May 8, 2023January 10, 2024, Mae West, Ideals, Man, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
+ Don’t come crawlin’ to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money. Explain Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 11, 2024, Mae West, Love, Running, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
+ Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up. Feraz Zeid, September 20, 2023December 29, 2023, Mae West, Boring, Lazy, Time, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
+ I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mae West, Humorous, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
+ Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mae West, Love, Sex, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
+ I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mae West, Missing, Sex, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
+ Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mae West, Fun, Next Day, Remember, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
+ Marriage is like a book. The whole story takes place between the covers. Feraz Zeid, January 2, 2024January 10, 2024, Mae West, Book, Marriage, Stories, 0 - Mae West Actress · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
It is an oversimplification to say that the opposite of irony is oversimplification. - Jedediah Purdy
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. - Jeff Lindsay Author
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. - Jeremy Paxman Journalist · United Kingdom
When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight. - Jerome Lawrence Playwright · USA
This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since Roe vs. Wade. - Jerry Falwell
Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It’s what we have because we can’t have justice. - William McIlvanney Author · Scotland
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid. - William Moore Kelly