What did Les Dawson mean by: Marriage is an institution and that’s where a couple finishes up. - Les Dawson Comedian · United Kingdom Copy
+ I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, Les Dawson, Doctors, Wind, Witty, 0 - Les Dawson Comedian · United Kingdom
+ The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week. Feraz Zeid, August 17, 2023December 12, 2023, Les Dawson, Rising, 0 - Les Dawson Comedian · United Kingdom
+ There is a remote tribe that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred? Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, Les Dawson, Numbers, Sacred, Zero, 0 - Les Dawson Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I know my name will always be linked with women. Feraz Zeid, July 30, 2023December 12, 2023, Les Dawson, Linked, 0 - Les Dawson Comedian · United Kingdom
+ Slumps don’t bother me. Feraz Zeid, June 13, 2023December 12, 2023, Les Dawson, Bother, Slumps, 0 - Les Dawson Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I don’t mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, Les Dawson, Mind, Self-improvement, 0 - Les Dawson Comedian · United Kingdom
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Everybody loses a couple, and you either pack it up and go home or you keep on fighting. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn’t diagnose a decapitation. - Jeffrey Bernard Journalist · England