What did Kristen Schaal mean by: Everybody’s trying to leave their mark on the world. That’s why there’s graffiti and babies. - Kristen Schaal Copy
+ Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, Kristen Schaal, Funny, Humor, 0 - Kristen Schaal
+ All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, Kristen Schaal, 0 - Kristen Schaal
+ One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility! Feraz Zeid, January 14, 2024January 14, 2024, Kristen Schaal, Funny, Humor, Responsibility, 0 - Kristen Schaal
+ Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, Kristen Schaal, Funny, Humor, 0 - Kristen Schaal
+ Just because I’m married to Doug doesn’t mean I can’t be here for you. Feraz Zeid, January 13, 2024January 13, 2024, Kristen Schaal, Marriage, 0 - Kristen Schaal
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Children have neither past nor future;they enjoy the present, which very few of us do. - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
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The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
I’ve been around for a very long time, I’ve been around since God had baby cheeks. - Jean Houston Scholar
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany