What did Johnny Carson mean by: Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson Comedian Copy
+ Never marry a girl named ‘Marie’ who used to be known as ‘Murray’. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Girl, Marriage, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Independence, Issues, Stress, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ If God didn’t want man to hunt, He wouldn’t have given us plaid shirts. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Johnny Carson, Shirts, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Applause, Bedroom, Home, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ People will pay more to be entertained than educated. Feraz Zeid, October 7, 2023December 26, 2023, Johnny Carson, Education, Pay, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Anarchy, Students, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Clever, Funny, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Death, Funny, Phones, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion. - Mike Birbiglia Comedian · USA
I’d really been wanting to do a television series. I was looking for a comedy. - Jeanne Tripplehorn Actress
I love John Irving’s stuff. It’s that marriage of comedy and tragedy. It’s really terrific. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
Even in college I tended to get cast in the comedies more. It was what I liked doing. - Jenna Fischer
People who do comedy are always underrated because they make it look so easy. - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA
I think there are opportunities for women in comedies – how zany is up to them. - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA
I really love comedy. I love making people laugh. But other things also appeal to me. - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA