What did Johnny Carson mean by: Never marry a girl named ‘Marie’ who used to be known as ‘Murray’. - Johnny Carson Comedian Copy
+ People will pay more to be entertained than educated. Feraz Zeid, October 7, 2023December 26, 2023, Johnny Carson, Education, Pay, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Sex, Smoking, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ Happiness is a tiger in your tank and a pussycat in your back seat. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Happiness, Seats, Tanks, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ I owe one thing to my public – the best performance I can give. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Performances, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. Feraz Zeid, July 20, 2023December 12, 2023, Johnny Carson, Comedy, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he’s been accepted to an expensive college. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Accepted, College, Son, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Marriage, Wedding, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Hands, Success, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
To how many girls has a great beauty been of no other use but to make them expect a large fortune! Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I love dancing in general and making girls dance. My generation doesn’t do it enough. - Jean Dujardin Actor · France
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone. - Jeanne Phillips Columnist
