What did Johnny Carson mean by: Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he’s been accepted to an expensive college. - Johnny Carson Comedian Copy
+ If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Funny, Marriage, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Johnny Carson, Worry, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ People will pay more to be entertained than educated. Feraz Zeid, October 7, 2023December 26, 2023, Johnny Carson, Education, Pay, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Champagne, Drinking, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Death, Funny, Phones, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. Feraz Zeid, July 20, 2023December 12, 2023, Johnny Carson, Comedy, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Clever, Funny, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ I owe one thing to my public – the best performance I can give. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Performances, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
The value of an arts education is widely accepted, especially in California. - Gavin Newsom Politician · USA
The only reason I went to college was to play basketball. I injured my knee and couldn’t play. - Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Even in college I tended to get cast in the comedies more. It was what I liked doing. - Jenna Fischer
I didn’t want to go to college. I wanted to move to Los Angeles right out of high school. - Jenna Fischer
My mistake was assuming that when I got to college, people would not be such assholes. - Jennifer Echols Author
