What did Johnny Carson mean by: Happiness is a tiger in your tank and a pussycat in your back seat. - Johnny Carson Comedian Copy
+ Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. Feraz Zeid, July 20, 2023December 12, 2023, Johnny Carson, Comedy, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Funny, Marriage, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Freedom, Funny, Money, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Sex, Smoking, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ I am taking the applause sign home, putting it in the bedroom. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Applause, Bedroom, Home, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ If God didn’t want man to hunt, He wouldn’t have given us plaid shirts. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Johnny Carson, Shirts, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ Having money gives me the freedom to worry about the things that really matter. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Johnny Carson, Worry, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
+ For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2024January 12, 2024, Johnny Carson, Death, Funny, Phones, 0 - Johnny Carson Comedian
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
We should laugh before being happy, for fear of dying without having laughed. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Sadness flies on the wings of the morning, and out of the heart of darkness comes the light. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. - Jean Houston Scholar
What makes old age so sad is, not that our joys, but that our hopes then cease. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew, and does not patter down like a hailstorm. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany