What did Jimmy Carr mean by: The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you’re just finding your feet. - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom Copy
+ Jesus loves you… He’s not ‘in love’ with you. Feraz Zeid, August 4, 2023December 12, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Jesus, Love You, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ Let’s face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine. Feraz Zeid, October 1, 2023December 26, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Faces, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Jokes, Sound, Surprising, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn’t see any humour in my life at all. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Home, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, Watches, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ When someone close to you dies, move seats. Feraz Zeid, June 23, 2023December 12, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I, of course, don’t have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, Sound, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
One is either judge or accused. The judge sits, the accused stands. Live on your feet. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham Philosopher · England
I love the chill October days, when the brown leaves lie thick and sodden underneath your feet. - Jerome K. Jerome Writer
The world is all the richer for having a devil in it, so long as we keep our foot upon his neck. - William James Philosopher and psychologist · USA