What did Jimmy Carr mean by: Jesus loves you… He’s not ‘in love’ with you. - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom Copy
+ When someone close to you dies, move seats. Feraz Zeid, June 23, 2023December 12, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ Let’s face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine. Feraz Zeid, October 1, 2023December 26, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Faces, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I pay what I have to and not a penny more. Feraz Zeid, September 14, 2023December 24, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Pay, Pennies, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Feraz Zeid, October 10, 2023December 26, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Audience, Comedy, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Jokes, Sound, Surprising, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ Viagra has instructions: ‘Keep away from children’ – what kind of man do you think I am? Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Children, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ My father always used to say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,” – ’til the accident. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Father, Funny, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, Watches, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
If you create your life with love, your dream becomes a masterpiece of art. - Miguel Angel Ruiz Author · Mexico
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
To live with Jesus is to live with the poor. To live with the poor is to live with Jesus. - Jean Vanier Philosopher and theologian
