What did Jimmy Carr mean by: I, of course, don’t have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom Copy
+ I pay what I have to and not a penny more. Feraz Zeid, September 14, 2023December 24, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Pay, Pennies, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you’re just finding your feet. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Feet, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn’t see any humour in my life at all. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Home, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Feraz Zeid, October 10, 2023December 26, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Audience, Comedy, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Jokes, Sound, Surprising, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, Watches, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ Jesus loves you… He’s not ‘in love’ with you. Feraz Zeid, August 4, 2023December 12, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Jesus, Love You, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Next to sound judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
The rumble of the life outside was like the sound of the sea which was rising gradually around her. - Jean Rhys Writer · Dominica
