What did Jimmy Carr mean by: A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true. - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom Copy
+ I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, Watches, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Feraz Zeid, October 10, 2023December 26, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Audience, Comedy, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I pay what I have to and not a penny more. Feraz Zeid, September 14, 2023December 24, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Pay, Pennies, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ Let’s face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine. Feraz Zeid, October 1, 2023December 26, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Faces, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ When someone close to you dies, move seats. Feraz Zeid, June 23, 2023December 12, 2023, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ I, of course, don’t have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, Sound, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea. Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Funny, Humor, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
+ Viagra has instructions: ‘Keep away from children’ – what kind of man do you think I am? Feraz Zeid, January 11, 2024January 11, 2024, Jimmy Carr, Children, 0 - Jimmy Carr Comedian · United Kingdom
Next to sound judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The rumble of the life outside was like the sound of the sea which was rising gradually around her. - Jean Rhys Writer · Dominica
Love is an experiment … what happens next is always surprising. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
If you can make it sound exciting with a joke drum machine, you know you’ve got something. - Jeff Beck
The television replaced the sound of conversation that was missing from my grandparents’ lives. - Jeffrey Eugenides Author
