What did Jim Gaffigan mean by: Imagine you’re drowning, and someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan Comedian Copy
+ Don’t get caught up in other people’s expectations. Don’t take anything for granted, either. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jim Gaffigan, Expectations, Granted, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
+ Now that I’m married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate… being alone. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jim Gaffigan, Beautiful, Children, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
+ My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience. Feraz Zeid, June 25, 2023December 12, 2023, Jim Gaffigan, Comedy, Funny, Goal, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
+ I do want everyone to feel comfortable. That’s why I’d like to talk to you about Jesus. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jim Gaffigan, Jesus, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
+ Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jim Gaffigan, Kids, Pay, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
+ There’s something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jim Gaffigan, Comedian, Parents, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
+ Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January. Feraz Zeid, June 1, 2023January 10, 2024, Jim Gaffigan, Family, Happiness, Love, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
+ One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jim Gaffigan, Benefit, Eating, Salad, 0 - Jim Gaffigan Comedian
Children have neither past nor future;they enjoy the present, which very few of us do. - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I’ve been around for a very long time, I’ve been around since God had baby cheeks. - Jean Houston Scholar
When you truly commit in your life, you start receiving more than you could imagine. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
If you think that I’m nuts, you may be right. But I’m a nut with a positive attitude, baby! - Jeffrey Gitomer Author
There’s a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you’re ready to have this baby. - Jenna Dewan Actress · USA
I don’t understand how women can manage to get back in shape with a new baby and a job. - Jennifer Garner Actress
That was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me ‘Baby,’ and it didn’t occur to me to mind. - Jennifer Grey
