What did Jerry Seinfeld mean by: I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done. - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian Copy
+ That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Christmas, Funny, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
+ That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Breakup, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
+ I don’t return fruit. Fruit’s a gamble. I know that going in. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Fruit, Gamble, Return, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
+ A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Book, Learn, Reading, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
+ After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Funny, Work, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
+ Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren’t for lies, there’d be no sex. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Lying, Sex, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
+ Make no mistake about why these babies are here – they are here to replace us. Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Baby, Funny Life, Mistake, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
+ Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper? Feraz Zeid, January 10, 2024January 10, 2024, Jerry Seinfeld, Fit, One Day, 0 - Jerry Seinfeld Comedian
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
Being here all day, I was quite exhausted – I had to drink coffee before the match to stay awake - Jelena Jankovic Tennis player · Serbia
My routine is get up, have a cup of coffee, make a shake, have a workout, go walk the dog. - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA
I like the odd glass of wine, a coffee and a cigarette. As you get older you can’t see the wrinkles - Jerry Hall
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. - Frederick The Great King · Prussia
Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care. - Matthew Healy Musician · England
I love coffee. It’s one of my favorite things in the world, and I love tasting different coffees. - Max Schneider
