What did Jay London mean by: My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Jay London Comedian Copy
+ Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. Author, July 12, 2023January 2, 2025, Jay London, Awareness, Reality, Time, 0 Jay London Comedian
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese. Author, January 18, 2024January 9, 2025, Jay London, Family, Humor, 0 Jay London Comedian
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody. Author, January 18, 2024January 9, 2025, Jay London, Art, Relationships, Sexuality, 0 Jay London Comedian
I’m on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. Author, January 18, 2024January 9, 2025, Jay London, Drugs, Performance, 0 Jay London Comedian
A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked. Author, January 18, 2024January 9, 2025, Jay London, Employment, Simplicity, Trust, 0 Jay London Comedian
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings Author, January 18, 2024January 9, 2025, Jay London, Childhood, Emotions, Fatherhood, 0 Jay London Comedian
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? Author, January 18, 2024January 9, 2025, Jay London, Health, Humor, Misunderstanding, 0 Jay London Comedian
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights Author, January 18, 2024January 9, 2025, Jay London, Change, Reflection, Time, 0 Jay London Comedian
All the brains in the world are powerless against the sort of stupidity that is in fashion. Jean de La Fontaine Poet · France
Elegance is a question of personality, more than one’s clothing. Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion designer · France
It’s always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting. Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion designer · France
