What did Jay London mean by: I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody. - Jay London Comedian Copy
+ I don’t need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Identity, Worry, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ I’m on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Drug, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Dog, Funny, Witty, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Laughing, Work, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Funny, Witty, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Book, Loss, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Cheese, Cheesy, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ You might recognize me, I’m the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, 0 - Jay London Comedian
If a handsome woman allows that another woman is beautiful, we may safely conclude she excels her. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
O woman! thou wert fashioned to beguile: So have all sages said, all poets sung. - Jean Ingelow Poet · England
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
