What did Jay London mean by: I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. - Jay London Comedian Copy
+ It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Dog, Funny, Witty, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ I don’t need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Identity, Worry, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Cheese, Cheesy, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ I’m convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb – they diffused it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Cockroaches, Military, Training, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Funny, Hilarious, Women, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ You might recognize me, I’m the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ A guy gave me a job at an information booth – no questions asked. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Laughing, Work, 0 - Jay London Comedian
+ I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay London, Doctors, Hands, Medical, 0 - Jay London Comedian
That is the greatest gift my books have given me; what it means and has done for the kids. - Jean Craighead George
Making a book is a craft, like making a clock; it needs more than native wit to be an author. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Books can ignite fires in your mind, because they carry ideas for kindling, and art for matches. - Gary D. Schmidt Author
There is as much trickery required to grow rich by a stupid book as there is folly in buying it. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Anyone who reads a book with a sense of obligation does not understand the art of reading. - Lin Yutang Writer · China
