What did Jay Leno mean by: You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she’s eating for one. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Enron is now officially out of the energy business. They are now in a new business: confetti. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Energy, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Flames, Funny, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Senator Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Corruption, Plans, Retiring, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The good news is, the stock market is closed and it can’t hurt us again until tomorrow. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Hurt, Investment, News, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Libertarian, Liberty, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ My dad’s idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dad, Good Times, Ideas, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I feel bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Flower, Valentine, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Witty, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn’t so good. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
Sitting around on the couch eating Pringles all day is not going to help anyone. - Jennie Garth Actress · USA
It’s okay to treat yourself once in awhile. I’m not going to stop eating Mexican food! - Jennifer Aniston Actress · USA
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams Columnist · USA
