What did Jay Leno mean by: You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Fun, Leader, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Family, Hard, Laughing, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we’re doing anonymously. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, America, Good Work, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Breakfast, Morning, Wheat, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Comedy, Ruins, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ People don’t mind if you have a lot of money if they know you’re working for it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Mind, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ 9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Giving Up, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Tonight, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Sharing in God’s blessings is at the heart of Thanksgiving and at the core of the American spirit. - William J. Clinton Politician · USA
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor Writer · USA
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W. T. Purkiser
Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos. - Mick Jagger Musician · England
Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing… a grateful heart! - George Herbert Pastor · England
