What did Jay Leno mean by: Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Fun, Leader, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pay, Show Business, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dog, Nervous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: ‘Yes I Did.’ Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Campaigns, President, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Global warming, Trends, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I didn’t realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Chicago, Saws, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I’m going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me – NBC prime time. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Prime, Spots, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ People don’t mind if you have a lot of money if they know you’re working for it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Mind, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. - Jeanne Calment Painter · France
