What did Jay Leno mean by: There is a video out now on how to please men. Here’s tip number 1: Just show up! - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It’s not called cocaine any more. It’s now referred to as Crack Classic. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Classic, Cracks, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there’s nothing worth fighting about. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Fight, Keys, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Libertarian, Liberty, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Administration, Gay, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Family, Hard, Laughing, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
I succeeded in bewitching a fair number and in being intoxicated with my mistakes. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
I have a large number of cassettes, but I look at them mainly for reference purposes. - Jean-Luc Godard Filmmaker · France
If you double the number of experiments you do per year you’re going to double your inventiveness. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
The number of times I have fallen down is the number of times I have gotten up. - Jenni Rivera Singer
The number of neurons in the brain is very much larger than the number of components in a computer. - Jeremy Bernstein
The success of any great moral enterprise does not depend upon numbers. - William Lloyd Garrison Abolitionist · USA
Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything. - William of Ockham Philosopher · England
