What did Jay Leno mean by: The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Important, Paper, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Regulations force people to do better. Feraz Zeid, June 3, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Car, Regulation, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If any job should give you a company car, it’s the car bomb business. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Car, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it’s not the bun? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dog, Hot, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Libertarian, Liberty, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. - Jeanne Calment Painter · France
