What did Jay Leno mean by: The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there’s nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Night, Team, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can’t claim his voice wasn’t heard. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Race, Voice, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Meals, Soup, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ 9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Giving Up, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ George W. Bush loves golf because it’s like the election–low score wins. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Election, Golf, Winning, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Some sad news, President Bush’s lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn’t even know Tony Blair was sick? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, News, President, Sick, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Voting, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Global warming, Trends, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Languages are no more than the keys of Sciences. He who despises one, slights the other. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The key to understanding any people is in its art: its writing, painting, sculpture. - Louis L'Amour Author
A fundamental understanding of the human psyche is the essential key to successful magic. - Jean Eugene Robert-Houdin Magician · France
The time for reasoning is past; now’s the time to get steamed up and fight like mad. - Jean Genet Playwright · France
This is your heart. Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key. - Jean Webster Author · USA
The key to happiness … is tolerance of those who do not do as you do. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Although I sometimes pose as a fight animal, I’m really a flight animal. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
