What did Jay Leno mean by: The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there’s nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn’t pronounce in countries he never knew existed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Country, Political, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Anchors, House, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Political, War, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Breakfast, Morning, Wheat, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, New York, Rain, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ 9% would give up sex for the remote control. 91% has already given up sex for the remote control! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Giving Up, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Earth, Funny, Kids, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Comedy, Ruins, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Languages are no more than the keys of Sciences. He who despises one, slights the other. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The key to understanding any people is in its art: its writing, painting, sculpture. - Louis L'Amour Author
A fundamental understanding of the human psyche is the essential key to successful magic. - Jean Eugene Robert-Houdin Magician · France
The time for reasoning is past; now’s the time to get steamed up and fight like mad. - Jean Genet Playwright · France
This is your heart. Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key. - Jean Webster Author · USA
The key to happiness … is tolerance of those who do not do as you do. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Although I sometimes pose as a fight animal, I’m really a flight animal. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England