What did Jay Leno mean by: The good news is, the stock market is closed and it can’t hurt us again until tomorrow. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Family, Hard, Laughing, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Racecar driving is a lot like sex; all men think they’re good at it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ President Bush spent the day calling names he couldn’t pronounce in countries he never knew existed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Country, Political, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Senator Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Corruption, Plans, Retiring, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Tonight, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for “Running off to Canada.” Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Canada, Courses, Running, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ A Christmas tree–the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Christmas, Funny, Humorous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
I found when I was a child that if I put the hurt into words, it would go. - Jean Rhys Writer · Dominica
He who is or has been deeply hurt has a RIGHT to be sure he is LOVED. - Jean Vanier Philosopher and theologian
I am good at walking away. Rejection teaches you how to reject. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I told all of our original investors that they would lose their money for sure. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
Sometimes you have to forget and forgive. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist! - Jeffree Star Entrepreneur · USA
