What did Jay Leno mean by: Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Fun, Leader, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pay, Show Business, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!’ Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Foxes, News, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Family, Hard, Laughing, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. Feraz Zeid, June 18, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Divorce, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ George W. Bush loves golf because it’s like the election–low score wins. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Election, Golf, Winning, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Howard Dean dropped out of the race today. At least he can’t claim his voice wasn’t heard. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Race, Voice, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Thanksgiving, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
I’ve taught, and the first thing I did when I taught art, was not to teach art. Explain - Louise Berliawsky Nevelson Sculptor · Ukraine
Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Whatever the world condemns you for, make it your own. It is yourself. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The liabilities are always 100 percent good. It’s the assets you have to worry about. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
It’s stupid the way people extrapolate the past — and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
