What did Jay Leno mean by: Ratings for the XFL are so low that pretty soon they’ll be able to address the viewers by name. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Changing the story until you believe it. Feraz Zeid, July 1, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Believe, Stories, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pay, Show Business, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It looks like President Obama has a new campaign slogan: ‘Yes I Did.’ Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Campaigns, President, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ My wife loves Europe, but to me it’s a bad day at a theme park. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Bad Day, Europe, Humorous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she’s eating for one. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Eating, Funny Inspirational, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If politicians all told the truth, we’d be out of business. Feraz Zeid, June 5, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Politician, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
I’ve taught, and the first thing I did when I taught art, was not to teach art. Explain - Louise Berliawsky Nevelson Sculptor · Ukraine
Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Whatever the world condemns you for, make it your own. It is yourself. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The liabilities are always 100 percent good. It’s the assets you have to worry about. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
It’s stupid the way people extrapolate the past — and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
