What did Jay Leno mean by: Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. Feraz Zeid, June 18, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Divorce, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It’s not called cocaine any more. It’s now referred to as Crack Classic. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Classic, Cracks, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Exit, Race, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Political, War, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Senator Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Corruption, Plans, Retiring, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Family, Hard, Laughing, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pairs, Pants, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
It’s the hour when night breaks away from the day, my dove, let me go. - Jean Genet Playwright · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
If people knew how hard I worked at my art, they would not consider me a genius. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
The moon looks upon many night flowers; the night flowers see but one moon. - Jean Ingelow Poet · England
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France