What did Jay Leno mean by: Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she’s eating for one. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Eating, Funny Inspirational, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I think there’s one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Forget, President, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it’s not the bun? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dog, Hot, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Exit, Race, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ There is a video out now on how to please men. Here’s tip number 1: Just show up! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Numbers, Video, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we’re doing anonymously. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, America, Good Work, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Administration, Gay, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Earth, Funny, Kids, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
I never leave my house. Then I don’t have to put a bra on, and I don’t have to change my pants. - Jennifer Lawrence Actress
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time. - Jennifer Lawrence Actress
Every pair of eyes facing you has probably experienced something you could not endure. - Lucille Clifton Poet · USA
See how God ever like with like doth pair, And still the worthless doth the worthless lead! - Homer Poet · Greece
