What did Jay Leno mean by: Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Support, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ A Christmas tree–the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Christmas, Funny, Humorous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Global warming, Trends, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It’s not called cocaine any more. It’s now referred to as Crack Classic. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Classic, Cracks, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I guess you heard, Hillary Clinton has a new campaign slogan: “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Campaigns, Get Up, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Exit, Race, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Contact with the customer is what business is all about. Feraz Zeid, September 30, 2023December 26, 2023, Jay Leno, Contact, Customers, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
I never leave my house. Then I don’t have to put a bra on, and I don’t have to change my pants. - Jennifer Lawrence Actress
I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time. - Jennifer Lawrence Actress
Every pair of eyes facing you has probably experienced something you could not endure. - Lucille Clifton Poet · USA
See how God ever like with like doth pair, And still the worthless doth the worthless lead! - Homer Poet · Greece
