What did Jay Leno mean by: I feel bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Tonight, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Support, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Comedy, Ruins, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. Feraz Zeid, June 18, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Divorce, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told you so!’ Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Foxes, News, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pie, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Senator Chris Dodd unveiled his plan to reduce corruption in the Senate. He’s retiring. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Corruption, Plans, Retiring, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pairs, Pants, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
You have to observe flowers in order to find the right tones for the folds of clothes. - Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres Painter · France
Art is like a border of flowers along the course of civilization. - Lincoln Steffens Journalist · USA
The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal seductiveness of life. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
The moon looks upon many night flowers; the night flowers see but one moon. - Jean Ingelow Poet · England
Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham Philosopher · England