+ As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, America, Goal, Women, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
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+ My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Important, Paper, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
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+ Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
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I believe in perpetual art, no matter if there are not many artists like me on this earth. - Jeet Aulakh Author · India
I don’t believe that artists really are interested in money. That’s not the motivation for art. - Jeff Koons Artist · USA
I believe that while art is always beyond morality, it is never above it. - Jennifer Stone Actress · USA
A coxcomb is one whom simpletons believe to be a man of merit. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
In art, theories are as useful as a doctor’s prescription; one must be sick to believe them. - Maurice de Vlaminck Painter · France
The best way to get on in the world is to make people believe it’s to their advantage to help you. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I endeavor to trigger positive, empowering, life-giving emotion – I believe art is that powerful. - Gary Holland Author