What did Jay Leno mean by: Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Anchors, House, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ My dad’s idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dad, Good Times, Ideas, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, America, News, President, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Sixty years ago this week Hitler invaded Poland. This led to the creation of The History Channel. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Political, War, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If you don’t want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dog, Funny, Toilets, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I didn’t realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Chicago, Saws, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ George W. Bush loves golf because it’s like the election–low score wins. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Election, Golf, Winning, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Men love a joke – on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. - Mary Roberts Rinehart Writer · USA
Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
A lot of comics just joke around, but it’s just as important to get the truth out there. - Lisa Lampanelli
Life must go on, even if it’s no joke…just pretend to believe in the future. - Louis-Ferdinand Celine Writer · France
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. - Lynda Barry Cartoonist and author · USA
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke. - Michael Scott Author · Ireland
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. - Georg Brandes Literary critic and scholar · Denmark
