What did Jay Leno mean by: Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dog, Nervous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by. Feraz Zeid, October 14, 2023December 26, 2023, Jay Leno, Career, Hard, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Appreciate, Hands, Talking, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Do you realize that the Bush administration has now produced more gay marriages than jobs? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Administration, Gay, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ My dad’s idea of a good time is to go to Sears and walk around. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dad, Good Times, Ideas, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. Feraz Zeid, November 3, 2023December 26, 2023, Jay Leno, Funny, Laughter, Relationships, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I went to see that movie ‘From Hell,’ or as Osama bin Laden calls it – ‘Roots.’ Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Hell, Roots, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pairs, Pants, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Men love a joke – on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself. - Mary Roberts Rinehart Writer · USA
Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. - Matt Groening Cartoonist · USA
A lot of comics just joke around, but it’s just as important to get the truth out there. - Lisa Lampanelli
Life must go on, even if it’s no joke…just pretend to believe in the future. - Louis-Ferdinand Celine Writer · France
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. - Lynda Barry Cartoonist and author · USA
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke. - Michael Scott Author · Ireland
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. - Georg Brandes Literary critic and scholar · Denmark
