What did Jay Leno mean by: George W. Bush loves golf because it’s like the election–low score wins. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Night, Team, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pairs, Pants, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pie, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Appreciate, Hands, Talking, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Statistics show 50% of the people use the internet. The rest have sex with real people. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Sex, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I’ve lost some weight. I am on that new Obama diet. Every day I let Vladimir Putin eat my lunch. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Lunch, Weight, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn’t that used to be called a mirror? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Body, Mirrors, Saws, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Some sad news, President Bush’s lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn’t even know Tony Blair was sick? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, News, President, Sick, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
To win a race, the swiftness of a dart Availeth not without a timely start - Jean de La Fontaine Poet · France
It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art. - Walter Hagen Golfer · USA
The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. - Jean-Bertrand Aristide Politician · Haiti
You’re in a horse race but you’re thinking like a sheep. Sheep don’t win horse races. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA
You can achieve a shallow local maximum with A/B testing – but you’ll never win hearts and minds. - Jeff Atwood Entrepreneur
Above all else, align with customers. Win when they win. Win only when they win. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
I learned to win by learning to lose- that means not being afraid of losing. - Jeff Blatnick Wrestler · USA
