What did Jay Leno mean by: For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ I think there’s one more thing Perry can forget, too: Being president. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Forget, President, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Tonight, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pay, Show Business, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Appreciate, Hands, Talking, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Fun, Leader, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ A Christmas tree–the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Christmas, Funny, Humorous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? … Former Democrats Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Democrat, Winner, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
What a strange world this is when you can have as much sex as you like but love is taboo. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Sexual awareness is part of growing up. When you’re growing up, you can’t get away from sex. - Jennifer Coolidge Actress
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite - Jeremy Clarkson Television presenter · England