What did Jay Leno mean by: Did you hear about the dog that was so high-strung, he developed a nervous tick? - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Never perform for your family. They either laugh too hard or not at all. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Family, Hard, Laughing, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Important, Paper, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there’s nothing worth fighting about. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Fight, Keys, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ It looks like Rudy Giuliani is out of the race. Finally, a Republican with an exit strategy. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Exit, Race, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The good news is, the stock market is closed and it can’t hurt us again until tomorrow. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Hurt, Investment, News, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Witty, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Arnold said this is a last minute attack by Democrats. How did Arnold know to grope only Democrats? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Like the greatest virtue and the worst dogs, the fiercest hatred is silent. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm. - Jeanne Schinto
I’m the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs. - Jeff Daniels Actor · USA