What did Jay Leno mean by: At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn’t that used to be called a mirror? - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Breakfast, Morning, Wheat, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it’s not the bun? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Dog, Hot, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ My wife loves Europe, but to me it’s a bad day at a theme park. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Bad Day, Europe, Humorous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own apartment. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, America, Goal, Women, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Money, Wall, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Libertarian, Liberty, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You know what you call the two winners of that $580 million PowerBall lottery? … Former Democrats Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Democrat, Winner, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
Mirrors would do well to reflect a little more before sending back images. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Watch yourself all your life in a mirror and you’ll see Death at work like bees in a glass hive. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Ironically, we are all too often educated out of rather than in to an awareness of the body. - Jean Houston Scholar
Cinema teaches us about the human body and how we look at things. - Jean-Luc Godard Filmmaker · France
When I fell in love it was as though I looked into a mirror for the first time and saw myself. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau Actress · France
Horses are a mirror of who you are. They’re emotionally dependent on you. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA
Our bodies crave exercise, and reward us in so many ways when we do so. - Jeff Galloway Running coach · USA
