What did Jay Leno mean by: America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ People don’t mind if you have a lot of money if they know you’re working for it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Mind, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for “Running off to Canada.” Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Canada, Courses, Running, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Support, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Males, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I’m no expert, but isn’t that a horse? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Horse, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Voting, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Epic, Funny, Money, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ You know what Ken Lay had for breakfast this morning? Shredded Wheat. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Breakfast, Morning, Wheat, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
The media really only pays attention to white people. I think America is really racist. - Jeffree Star Entrepreneur · USA
The entire exhibitions industry in the United States of America has filed for bankruptcy. - Jeffrey Katzenberg Film producer
Today in America we are no more “post-racial” than we are “post-partisan.” We have a long way to go. - Jennifer Granholm Politician · USA
Leftist organizations are aggressively attempting to redefine America in their own Godless image. - Jerry Falwell
Right now, America is under the gun. It’s being tested and is being co-opted in a big way. - Jerry Garcia