What did Jay Leno mean by: America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. - Jay Leno Comedian · USA Copy
+ Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand. Feraz Zeid, June 18, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Divorce, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That’s scary. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Halloween, Scary, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Jokes, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he’d be a big star. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Comedian, Stars, Time, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Changing the story until you believe it. Feraz Zeid, July 1, 2023December 12, 2023, Jay Leno, Believe, Stories, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ A Christmas tree–the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Christmas, Funny, Humorous, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Funny, Romantic, Valentines Day, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
+ Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jay Leno, Pairs, Pants, 0 - Jay Leno Comedian · USA
The media really only pays attention to white people. I think America is really racist. - Jeffree Star Entrepreneur · USA
The entire exhibitions industry in the United States of America has filed for bankruptcy. - Jeffrey Katzenberg Film producer
Today in America we are no more “post-racial” than we are “post-partisan.” We have a long way to go. - Jennifer Granholm Politician · USA
Leftist organizations are aggressively attempting to redefine America in their own Godless image. - Jerry Falwell
Right now, America is under the gun. It’s being tested and is being co-opted in a big way. - Jerry Garcia