What did Henny Youngman mean by: We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better, and she couldn’t have done worse. - Henny Youngman Copy
+ My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Book, Funny, Reading, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Girl, Simple, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Sense Of Humor, Wife, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you’re it. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, God, Stupidity, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Light, Weight Loss, Wife, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ If my mother knew I did this for a living, she’d kill me. She thinks I’m selling dope. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Mother, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Communication, Cop, 0 - Henny Youngman
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
Do everything you can to preserve and protect love so that it endures forever. - Jennifer E. Smith Author
I want my marriage to be like th Earth, full of life and revolving around the Son - Jennifer E. Smith Author
