What did Henny Youngman mean by: The Doctor says, “You’ll live to be 60!” “I AM 60!” “See, what did I tell you?” - Henny Youngman Copy
+ We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better, and she couldn’t have done worse. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Marriage, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Graduation, Sparks, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do? The doctor says, “Limp!” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, Hurt, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Brother, Giving Up, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Doing Nothing, Impossible, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ I think the world of you…and you know what condition the world is in today. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ My wife is a light eater. As soon as it’s light, she starts to eat. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Light, Weight Loss, Wife, 0 - Henny Youngman
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
In art, theories are as useful as a doctor’s prescription; one must be sick to believe them. - Maurice de Vlaminck Painter · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead. - Jean Sibelius Composer · Finland
