What did Henny Youngman mean by: My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. - Henny Youngman Copy
+ I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Book, Funny, Reading, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ The Doctor says, “You’ll live to be 60!” “I AM 60!” “See, what did I tell you?” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Doctors, Funny, Humor, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Communication, Cop, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Horse, Winning, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ I think the world of you…and you know what condition the world is in today. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Car, Flattery, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you’re it. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, God, Stupidity, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Motivational, Witty, 0 - Henny Youngman
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My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
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