What did Henny Youngman mean by: My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. - Henny Youngman Copy
+ We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better, and she couldn’t have done worse. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Marriage, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Graduation, Sparks, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ The Doctor says, “You’ll live to be 60!” “I AM 60!” “See, what did I tell you?” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Doctors, Funny, Humor, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it? Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Hell, Jokes, Youth, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Horse, Winning, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ The patient says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” “Then don’t do that!” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, Hurt, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do? The doctor says, “Limp!” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, Hurt, 0 - Henny Youngman
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What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
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When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
