What did Henny Youngman mean by: I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman Copy
+ Now, the band that inspired that great saying, “Stop The Music!!” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Band, Funny, Humor, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Teacher, Teaching, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Sense Of Humor, Wife, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Girl, Simple, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Communication, Cop, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it? Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Hell, Jokes, Youth, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ If my mother knew I did this for a living, she’d kill me. She thinks I’m selling dope. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Mother, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, 0 - Henny Youngman
Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him. - Franklin D. Roosevelt 32nd U.S. President · USA
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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience. - Jean Plaidy Author · England
